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You'll get better response over at True Swingers and probably won't get "flagged" with every one of these posts! Respectfully, give it a rest!
Amusing more that embarrassing. We drove naked up to the mountain the middle of Gran Canaria. We fancied an ice cream so went to the only restaurant in the village, wearing our wraps. We got the ice creams and went to pay. Girls were sitting at the pay desk whilst I was standing - my bits at their eye level. Did I say my wrap was see-through. They both giggled and talked a lot in Spanish before taking our money. I knew why and enjoyed every moment.
Next day we went back for lunch (this time dressed in shorts and shirts). They remembered us and told their fellow waitresses.
For embarrassing there was the time my scrotum piercing fell apart in the jacuzzi at the local Turkish Baths. The first I noticed is when the shaft fell out in the shower. I went back and a girl held up the retaining ball asking if that was what I was looking for. She had sat on it! I threaded the shaft through and replaced the ball in full view of others at the Turkish Baths.
I had an embarrassing incident one time at a nude beach. My girlfriend and I were at a nude beach with another couple. Laying side by side, me - gf - other woman - other guy. Nearby were four young women sitting on towels and talking amongst themselves. We had all been there for a couple of hours. A young couple arrived. They spread towels about 6 feet from our feet. They relaxed for a few minutes. Soon she spread her legs wide. He positioned himself between her knees, produced a hair brush from her bag and started to brush her pubic hair. As he brushed she moaned a little, he instantly sported an erection. The four of us and the four young women couldn't help but see the action. The four young women looked at each other, smiled widely, picked up there towels and moved to within six feet of my left foot. Now they had a much better view of the couple. I'm embarrassed to admit this, but the four young women enjoying the show caused me to get a full blown erection. Now comes the really embarrassing part. My friend and I had never seen each other naked. We had been drinking buddies for about 6 months. His girlfriend and I use to date. We broke up when I met my current girlfriend. When we were dating we came to this nude beach several times. This foursome beach visit was her idea. Now I saw why.
One of the four young women took notice of my erection, pointed at it and said , "Batter Up". Then she noticed my friend was also fully erect and said, "Now thats a bat." My girlfriend looked at my friends erection and said, "Oh My God, look at that thing." I did. I'm fairly well hung, but he had at least another inch or more than me and larger in circumference. Needless to say my erection disappeared. My ex had a large self-satisfied grin on her face. She looked at his erection and said, "Lets go somewhere we can use that thing." We had all lost interest in the hair brushing couple. The four of us left. As we were getting dressed by my car the four young women walked by. They smiled and someone said, "See you next time." We never visited the beach again as a group
Amusing more that embarrassing. We drove naked up to the mountain the middle of Gran Canaria. We fancied an ice cream so went to the only restaurant in the village, wearing our wraps. We got the ice creams and went to pay. Girls were sitting at the pay desk whilst I was standing - my bits at their eye level. Did I say my wrap was see-through. They both giggled and talked a lot in Spanish before taking our money. I knew why and enjoyed every moment.Next day we went back for lunch (this time dressed in shorts and shirts). They remembered us and told their fellow waitresses.
Someone who lives on Gran Canaria posted on another board that he had found some small local cafes and taverns would allow nude patrons.
Did you ever find any?
Years ago I had an job interview in Coventry and had ,as usual, booked a naturist campsite nearby so the family could make a weekend of it .
The site was in Rugby and was small but clean and friendly.
I remember there was an elderly German couple in a huge camper van ( he was visiting to see what he had bombed during WW2 ) ,there was another couple with an old Range Rover like mine that I'd chatted to .
It was October and was still quite warm but we were the only ones that stripped off now and again .
On the Sunday morning we all set off for the shower block nude with towels ,chatted to others coming in and out .
Later the guy turns up for the camping fee and Cyndi asked where his pool was as we couldn't find it .
He looks at us ,we'd dressed to go home ,and asked where we had seen the advert for the camp site .
H&E ,we replied ,Oh !,says he ,you are in the wrong campsite ,the naturist site is three fields away .....
No one had said a word or looked embarrassed .....
I was a teacher in a community college until I retired, teaching in a vocational allied health program in a very conservative community. Living on a very remote farm my wife and I were active nudists. We were spending a weekend at a nudist resort with a cousin of mine and her husband and we were at the pool when I look up and saw one of my single female students (in her mid 20's, we were in our mid 40's) walk into the pool area just as naked as we were. Boy, what a shock! Now what do you do? Of course she immediately saw us and seemed to be in the same predicament I was in. What do we do now? After a few minute we spoke and all sat together and discussed the situation. She had been a nudist since moving out of her parents home in her late teens and came to the resort on the weekends to get away from the dorm since she didn't know of anywhere else to be able to go nude. BTW, the resort was about 100 miles from our community in another state.
After the first few awkward minutes we realized what some others have already said, "Hey, we're all here for the same reason and why be worried about it!" As a result she became a good friend and we invited her out to our farm any time she wanted to get away from the dorm and get naked, which she did most weekends. After she graduated she moved to another state, got married and had a beautiful daughter. She kept in contact with us and for several years whenever she would come back to our area to visit family she would still come by to visit with her hubby and daughter so they could have a little nude time with us and we would always laugh about that first meeting at the resort.
Someone who lives on Gran Canaria posted on another board that he had found some small local cafes and taverns would allow nude patrons.Did you ever find any?
I know there are some beach bars who welcome naked customers and I intend to check them out when I go there next month.
I believe the restaurant of the hotel where I will be staying also allows nude dining and will report back when I return.
Our previous home had an amazing private backyard. We were way above grade from houses behind us and single story homes one each side of us. Almost 7' block walls all the way around. We lived on a cul de sac with 27 homes on it. It was a busy street for a cul de sac. Most of the women on the street were stay at home moms. Luckily, the couple next door, on one side, both worked. Both couples across the street both worked and the one woman that lived on the other side of us didn't work so she was my only concern for this incident.
I'd locked myself outta the house and was naked in the backyard. I needed to get the "hide a key" from in front of the house. My only option, I thought, was to hop the wall, dash to the front door and retrieve the key and let myself into the house. "Hopping" the nearly 7' block wall was not as easy as I thought. I'd not only scrapped by belly while trying to get over but then cut my big toe after I landed on the brick planter below.
I made it to the key and front door. Bled all over the entry tile until I made it to the powder room. I'd bled all over our front yard patio and entry way. I cleaned up my mess, bandaged my toe and then went out front to hose down the blood I'd tracked in. I sat in my lounge chair and just recouped from the experience. A couple days later, while working in the front yard with my bandaged toe, I'd find out that only one neighbor across the street was home and saw me. After we talked a bit and I found out, she said, "not sure why you just didn't walked around the house normally and get your key!" She was right. I guess she'd seen me many times before. Previous viewings were accepted and amusing for her. She told me she didn't care if I was naked temporarily to avoid being hurt or injured! NOW she tells me! :DDD