Stop being embarrassed by your nudity.
Bill, I agree with you in what you said here. This particular string is about embarrassing moments though so that is what we are writing about. I truly wish I could be 100% as you write. I just want to caution you to be cognizant of other people's circumstances as they are not all the same. The way in which I was brought up and the values which were instilled in me for years and years are certainly not in line with the values I hold now. Though I am working on it, I still have insecurities when in areas that are not designated for naked activities. So when I am suddenly put in an un-expectant situation, yes the feeling of embarrassment was an uncontrollable feeling. Indeed later on I did think to myself I should have just acted more natural but that wasn't my "fight or flight" response at the time.
I have to disagree a bit ... this thread is about AMUSING or embarrassing stories. You shouldn't read into every post as though the poster is relating an embarrassing incident ... it could be and has always been, in my cases ... amusing!
...and ... Bill and I have been on other sites together and we've not agreed much on things and we don't here. NOBODY has the right to tell anyone how they should feel or react to a nude encounter with clothed people. All people are different. All people have extenuating circumstances that affect their nudist practices. It's really unnecessary to tell people to "Stop..."
I posted this on a different thread. It fits here as amusing looking back on it. It wasnt amusing then, it was confusing.
I had a weird bathroom experience a long time ago. I was at an old rustic nudist camp. There were two outhouses almost hidden behind some trees and bushes, the first one was for the men, farther up the trail was one for the women. I was nude of course. I had just sat down on one of the four toilet openings. Before I even started peeing, a young 8 or 9 or at the most 10 year old girl rushed in. she was also nude of course. Before I had a chance to tell her that the girls outhouse was a little farther up the trail, she was sitting on the hole next to me and gabbing away and peeing. She wiped herself dry and left. I hadnt moved, peed, farted or spoken a word. I sat there confused and kinda shocked for several minutes before doing what I came in there to do.
I put my dog on the leash in my backyard nude. She saw a skunk and went after it coming completely out of her collar.. I chased her. Just a reaction. I got lost in my own neighborhood. My wife found me. I was freaked out. Black man running around the neighborhood at 1am with a dog lost. Smh
I had another social faux pas a few summers ago at De Anza Springs. My wife & I and my sister and her husband were sitting on the lawn area near the pool deciding on whether to walk one of the desert trails when this couple walks up.
We all had no clue who they were but right away he greets me by my first name and asks how our Marti Gras party went! I told him that we had to cancel due to illness, but all the while I was searching my memory trying to remember who these people were. Finally, after an awkward pause and noticing that I was stumped for a name, he dropped a clue by asking how we were enjoying our new patio cover.
Then the light bulb went on. The previous winter rather than refurbish and repaint our old patio cover we had contracted his company to install a new metal cover with louvers that opened and closed. This was Tom, the project manager and he had been to our home many times over the three weeks of demolition and construction.
Brain fart over, we did a quick round of introductions we decided to postpone the hike and sit around, gab and enjoy a few adult beverages.
I think my most embarrassing moment was at my first nudist get-together. Some people were sitting in a circle chatting and drinking; and I decided to join them. The chairs were the plastic, easily pliable kind. I was drinking my beer, fidgeting a bit, rocking back and forth. The next thing I knew I was flying backyards. I landed on my back, ass in the air, spread-eagled. I got back up quickly, jumped over the chair and landed in it, pretending as if nothing just happened. Everyone just looked at me like: "What the hell was that!?!" I played it off the best I could, but I was so red in the face that people couldn't help to crack a smile. Needless to say I never fidgeted again.
My fiance had a similar experience at Club O. Not only that but it was her first time in a nudist environment. After some convincing she agreed to go skinny-dipping with me, choosing to remove her bottom once in the water (she was already topless). After swimming for a while we decided to get back to the shore. Once we got back to waist-high water, she decided to put her bottom back on. The current was strong that day, and the waves were high. The first wave knocked us over as she was trying to put her bottom back on. The current then dragged us underwater. The second wave flung us closer to the shore. As I looked over to my fiance she on all fours facing away from the beach, trying to get back up on her feet. It had been a bit scary; and I think the adrenaline rush knocked the modesty out of her. As I helped her back on her feet, we were now in just ankle-high water. I asked her if she wanted to put her bottom back on, and red as a beet, she just laughed and said that the "entire beach had just seen her rolling around naked, so there pretty much was no longer any point to it!" We both laughed; and I was just happy she was taking her unexpected nudity so lightly. I guess that was one way of being introduced to beach nudism!!
I guess I was most amused by one encounter with a pool guy that I fired while naked!
I've been caught naked in our backyard too many times to type about. This particular incident involved a pool guy that kept coming on days that were not our regular pool days. After catching me twice and I doing the right thing and putting on a pair of shorts to talk with him and tell him that he must come on the scheduled days or call or text me if he's going to deviate. I decided not to put on shorts again if it happened again.
The third time, I'd been in my workshop getting a tool for an inside project. came out of the shed and there he was again. I stood there talking to him, while I was naked, for 5 mins as he acted like a little boy or girl embarrassed by my nudity. At the end, I told him to get out of our backyard and he was fired. I walked behind him all the way to the gate and closed the gate behind him. I was amused and proud of myself for remaining naked and pretty calm throughout the incident! :DDD
He certainly needed to learn
He would not be the first pool guy to have found someone nude around the pool and I am fairly sure you would not have beeen the first for him
Perhaps he actually hoped to catch you out
And that of itself is not an issue
But carrying on like a silly young child is crazy. He needed an education and to grow up
I guess I was most amused by one encounter with a pool guy that I fired while naked!I've been caught naked in our backyard too many times to type about. This particular incident involved a pool guy that kept coming on days that were not our regular pool days. After catching me twice and I doing the right thing and putting on a pair of shorts to talk with him and tell him that he must come on the scheduled days or call or text me if he's going to deviate. I decided not to put on shorts again if it happened again.The third time, I'd been in my workshop getting a tool for an inside project. came out of the shed and there he was again. I stood there talking to him, while I was naked, for 5 mins as he acted like a little boy or girl embarrassed by my nudity. At the end, I told him to get out of our backyard and he was fired. I walked behind him all the way to the gate and closed the gate behind him. I was amused and proud of myself for remaining naked and pretty calm throughout the incident! :DDD
I am confused. You just typed
"I've been caught naked in our backyard too many times to type about."
Yet you type on and on about being "Caught naked".
In Post 10 you mentioned the lock on your gate.
How do you keep getting caught naked in your back yard if the gate has a lock?
How did the pool guy get into your yard if the gate has a lock?
Please continue typing about caught naked in your backyard.
But, please answer my questions.
I am confused.