RE:What was your most amusing or embarrassing experience

I also had an embarrassing experience several years ago. I lived in the guest house. My sister and her 12 year old daughter lived in the main house.
One morning I was taking a shower. The shower stall had an opaque door and panels on each side of the door. You could tell if someone was in the shower of course. I finished my shower, turned off the water, opened the shower door, and froze. My 12 year old niece was sitting on the toilet. Her jeans and panties were down by her ankles. She was actually using the toilet while I was showering.
She looked at me, standing there naked and dripping wet, giggled, took one more good look, shrugged and said, "Mom is using ours. I thought I'd be done and out of here before you finished, I've done it before." I grabbed my towel and covered up. She finished peeing and left. When I told my sister about it, she laughed and said the girl had told her. My niece also had said, "At last I've seen a real live naked man." She had seen pictures in Playgirl Magazine but never a real live one. Several of her friends had seen naked men. "Now I have."
I installed a slide bolt on the door.

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RE:What was your most amusing or embarrassing experience

I also had an embarrassing experience several years ago. I lived in the guest house. My sister and her 12 year old daughter lived in the main house.
One morning I was taking a shower. The shower stall had an opaque door and panels on each side of the door. You could tell if someone was in the shower of course. I finished my shower, turned off the water, opened the shower door, and froze. My 12 year old niece was sitting on the toilet. Her jeans and panties were down by her ankles. She was actually using the toilet while I was showering.
She looked at me, standing there naked and dripping wet, giggled, took one more good look, shrugged and said, "Mom is using ours. I thought I'd be done and out of here before you finished, I've done it before." I grabbed my towel and covered up. She finished peeing and left. When I told my sister about it, she laughed and said the girl had told her. My niece also had said, "At last I've seen a real live naked man." She had seen pictures in Playgirl Magazine but never a real live one. Several of her friends had seen naked men. "Now I have."
I installed a slide bolt on the door.

Good story SamAnd Annie.

Be careful with the slidebolt. Any type of locking device that cant be opened from outside the room is a safety hazard, Should someone need help, no one can open the door. And a smaller person may not be able to break the door down.

Just a thought,
Laker

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RE:What was your most amusing or embarrassing experience

A few years back, when living on a golf course in South Florida, I often would skinny-dip in our pool and sit nude on the patio. Before going out to the pool or the patio I would check to see if any golfers were nearby. If so, I would wait until they played through. Because of it being three fairways and two ponds across to the houses on the other side, the distance was about 200 yards. As far as those houses and the walls and height of the landscaping on the sides of our yard, I felt comfortable walking and sitting nude around the patio. If I was already sitting on the patio and golfers approached I would cover my lap with a newspaper or whatever was handy. Being golfers, they were always too involved with their games to pay much notice to the houses lining the course, especially if there was no movement to distract them.

It was an interesting neighborhood I did not fully appreciate until moving away. There were about 100 houses and almost no children. After one couple had a baby, they moved out to a bigger house. I felt very comfortable being nude outside on our patio and backyard. Never had any complaints.

The nearest I came to being caught nude out there was when a younger woman was walking her dog along the cart path early one evening. My wife and I knew her and her husband due to both of us having dogs. While we lived near the green on hole number six, they lived at the other end near the tee.

During this close call, our spouses were out of town on business. I was skinny-dipping in our pool and sitting on the submerged shelf, facing the golf course. Out of the corner of my eye I saw the woman and her dogs coming from my left, heading towards her house. I nonchalantly grabbed the yellow foam pool float and positioned it to cover my lower body. I was not sure if the float with the narrow width in front of me would cover my goodies given the angle she would be looking from. Therefore, I positioned the float with the long length running towards her.

She saw me and we started chatting. As we continued to chat, she moved closer to our pool screening, stopping only a few feet from it. As it was a small pool, this put her less than 20 feet away from me.

The whole time I wondered if she could see I was nude or thought it odd how I held the float in front of me. Eventually she left, and I never knew if my skinny-dipping had been discovered or not. Will never know what she saw. Maybe from her angle she saw everything, or maybe she saw a little bit of a bare hip given the way I had the narrow float in front of me.

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Before I really knew I was a nudist I was camping with my family at the beach. My in-laws were camping with us also in one big ass tent. I got up early to go surfing and decided since it was super early (around 5:45am) I was not going to cover up while changing into my wetsuit (water was still too cold to wear shorts). So I am standing behind my car that the tailgate opened sideways and not down. I get completely naked and put on my suit. Not hearing a thing I get dressed and as I finish I hear some noise behind me. I turn around and see my in-laws walking to the bathroom. They had a clear shot of my naked ass when getting out of the tent.

Nothing was ever brought up about it from them or my wife.

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RE:What was your most amusing or embarrassing experience

I also had an embarrassing experience several years ago. I lived in the guest house. My sister and her 12 year old daughter lived in the main house.One morning I was taking a shower. The shower stall had an opaque door and panels on each side of the door. You could tell if someone was in the shower of course. I finished my shower, turned off the water, opened the shower door, and froze. My 12 year old niece was sitting on the toilet. Her jeans and panties were down by her ankles. She was actually using the toilet while I was showering.She looked at me, standing there naked and dripping wet, giggled, took one more good look, shrugged and said, "Mom is using ours. I thought I'd be done and out of here before you finished, I've done it before." I grabbed my towel and covered up. She finished peeing and left. When I told my sister about it, she laughed and said the girl had told her. My niece also had said, "At last I've seen a real live naked man." She had seen pictures in Playgirl Magazine but never a real live one. Several of her friends had seen naked men. "Now I have."I installed a slide bolt on the door.

Amusing story Sam. Did she ever show up again? I know you installed a bolt, but did she ever slip in when the door wasn't bolted?

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In my early twenties l was with my girlfriend on a nudebeach in the early evening. We found a place far away from other people on the beach and start playing and massaging eachother. After 10 minutes a guy came sitting next to us and asked us if he could watch us playing. He thought he could watch live porn on the beach. Ok, we were both horny, but after that question we left the beach very fast and finished at home.

I had a similar embarrassing experience. My girlfriend and I on a nude beach. Early morning. No one close to us. We started kissing and touching. A guy shows up and sits near us. He watched as we continued kissing etc. He started to masturbate. My girlfriend wanted to stay. I felt weird and insisted we move to a more crowded part of the beach. We moved. He stayed. We didn't see him again. My girlfriend laughed about it for weeks. She called it our porn star audition. Any one care to give an opinion? Would you have stayed and let him watch or would you have moved?

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PHIL TURNER SAID:
I had a similar embarrassing experience. My girlfriend and I on a nude beach. Early morning. No one close to us. We started kissing and touching. A guy shows up and sits near us. He watched as we continued kissing etc. He started to masturbate. My girlfriend wanted to stay. I felt weird and insisted we move to a more crowded part of the beach. We moved. He stayed. We didn't see him again. My girlfriend laughed about it for weeks. She called it our porn star audition. Any one care to give an opinion? Would you have stayed and let him watch or would you have moved?

Well Phil, I think I would have gone along with my girlfriend's wishes. I would have concentrated on her and let her watch what the guy was doing. I doubt he would have lasted very long. Then you two could have enjoyed the rest of the day. Obviously she wasn't offended.

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We started kissing and touching.

Theres the problem. Keep the touching at home in private or at a swinger or similar place. The beach is not an appropriate place.

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We started kissing and touching.Theres the problem. Keep the touching at home in private or at a swinger or similar place. The beach is not an appropriate place.

PT said, "No one close to us." I feel the guy moving close to them is "the problem"

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Forgot about this I was in the hospital and my mom brought in a clean pair of pj's to wear my mom can in pulled the curtain around me and asked me to change I guess I was taking some time my asked if everything was ok I said I guess then my mom steps inside the curtail and finished helping taking off the old I was sitting on he bed nude then helps me into the clean pj's

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