What was your most amusing or embarrassing experience
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What was the most interesting or embarassing social nudity incident that you were envolved in?
Remember, as long time nudists we've all had the unexpected boner experience, so unless it is an important part of the story, lets skip those. Let's keep this thread amusing but G or PG rated.
Embarrassing I guess my morning paper boy has a bad aim half the time he misses the porch , one morning it was a little latter then normal I looked out and the paper had landed on the far end off to the side of the porch so I looked it was clear I ran off the porch nude to the other side as I was getting my paper I looked up there was my neighbor looking at me the only thing I though of doing was to say morning she waved and said morning back
I used to hike up the farmer's lane across the road. I would do it at all times of the day but mostly predawn. Several years ago it was warm enough one April morning to go for a nude hike. I had hiked out the 3/4 mile and was coming back when I saw lights along the road that I normally do not see at the hour. I did not think much of it, but continued back up the lane my eyes adjusted to hiking in the near darkness. When I was about 1/5 mile from home out of the darkness came two camo clad hunters. We passed within feet of each other. I said " morning guys" they mumbled " hi" and we each kept going in opposite directions. Their truck was at the head of the lane which is just across from my rural home. It was their headlights I had seen while hiking. Turns out it was opening day of spring wild turkey season. Nothing ever came of it. The farmer knew I hiked his land, if his sons or hired hands told him about their nude encounter he never called and told me to stop hiking
I was hard pressed to come up with truly embarrassing one but did think what happened this past January while staying at a Airbnb. The guy was single, told me he was a massage therapist and I had mentioned my lack of clothes habit when i hosted guests myself when we visited the night before. So when I got up in the morning and went out to eat breakfast I stayed bare. When he came out he was " nope not in my house" I apologized and slipped on some shorts and a tee. Honestly surprised me from our conversation the night before.
.. ... ... ... ... I looked up there was my neighbor looking at me the only thing I though of doing was to say morning she waved and said morning back
That's what usually happens in these circumstances.
The only one I can remember was one sunny afternoon a few years back when I was sitting on the back patio enjoying a cup of tea when a lady appeared from up the front drive. She wanted to thank my wife for some flowering poppies which she had been given the previous summer and had brought some photographs.
She sat down opposite me and we chatted in a friendly way for about a quarter of an hour and without my state of undress being mentioned before she left.
What had me totally embarrassed was that I could think of no way to offer her a cup of tea without standing and giving her a full eye-level view of my genitals.
Later I took the attached picture of the view that the lady would have had when she arrived.
I also had an amusing but less embarrassing incident with an accidental erection on an early naturist holiday I took with my wife.
We were sunbathing naked on the beach when I, at last, persuaded my wife to come for a swim with me. While we were walking down the beach to the sea I suddenly realised that I was sporting a full erection so I tried to walk diagonally behind her so that it would be partially concealed and less visible against her tanned flesh tones. Unfortunately her reaction was to walk slightly behind me unknowingly exposing my erection to full view.
She was somewhat shamefaced when I explained to her later what had happened.
In my early twenties l was with my girlfriend on a nudebeach in the early evening. We found a place far away from other people on the beach and start playing and massaging eachother. After 10 minutes a guy came sitting next to us and asked us if he could watch us playing. He thought he could watch live porn on the beach. Ok, we were both horny, but after that question we left the beach very fast and finished at home.
I try to be reasonably careful so I don't have too many experiences like this but here is one nude and one inadequately clothed.
One morning I was eating breakfast nude when our next door neighbor (older female) calls "Hello" and walks in.
I just stayed seated so I don't think she saw it everything.
She had already caught me in my underwear more than once when she just walked in.
Eventually she learned to wait for someone to let her in.
I had been working in the yard all day so I decided to shower before dinner.
You can see the hallway between the master bedroom and downstairs bathroom from our living room.
I only took my briefs into the bathroom to put on, figuring that I would finish dressing in the living room.
My son had mentioned that his best friend might be stopping by, but I didn't care if a young adult male got a glimpse of me in just briefs.
When I heard the doorbell while shaving I assumed it was his friend.
However, when I stepped out of the bathroom, there was my son's new girlfriend, sitting in the living room chair that faced the door to the hall.
Like Andy Di I can think of others also , we live near a river and this happened before the put the dike in we got flooded during the clean up we would use my mother inlaws to take a bath and do wash my wife went over first then came back then I went over I was cleaning up taking a bath and the phone rang (this was before cell phones) and it was my wife my mother inlaw yea led you might want to take this so a grabbed a towel and headed down staires my mil meet me half way on staires and gave me the phone I started to talk to wife and sat down my mil was at bottom of steps and kept looking at me and sort of smiling then I relized she saw up my towel
Before I retired I used to have to be at work by 4:30 am. And come home by one. That gave me a couple hours to take a nap onnthe couch after a shower before our kids came home from school. Mt wife worked too at the time. One afternoon I woke up to find a plate of cookies sitting on the coffee table with a note saying "Thanks Mr. Rich". I knew it was from the kids next door for me helping their dad put their playset together in the backyard. Oh hell! I in a panic grab pants and went next door tom talk to mom. Thinking she sent the lil ones ages 5 and 4 over themselves. As it turned out she was with them, she knew I took the naps and wanted to surprise me as they did. She did admit to being surprised herself. She told me not to worry since the kids had seen their dad many times while dressing or showering. But did agree to knick before coming in henceforth.
I was doing my two week reserve duty away from home. It had been a long day and I got myself a pizza for the night. Got back to my own room and stripped down, like a good nudist I am, to eat my pizza au natural. Not thinking, I did not have the individual lock on the door because since it was my own room no one would come in. WRONG. A man and his wife opened the door with their key card (apparently the key card system and the computer system was not working and the BEQ staff assigned them to my room) let me just say they saw more than my pizza. Bu they apologized for something that was not their fault and life went on.
I often go to a river near my home during the summer to fish, skinnydip and sunbathe. There is about a 100 yard walk from where I park to the river, along a farm road through a wooded area, passed a usually closed gate. One day I didn't see anyone so I got nude after I parked, grabbed a pair of shorts and started my walk down the road Nude. About 20 yards down the road I heard a woman say "I didn't expect to see that today" . A woman was sitting on a 4 wheeler, backed into some bushes. She was watching for someone who had been damaging her gate.
I pulled on my shorts then we talked for a few minutes. Turns out she had no problem with me spending nude time there, anytime. I have many times since.
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